Showing posts with label up on my high horse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label up on my high horse. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The Wordsmith Project



My dear friend, let's call her Raymie the Great, (to protect the innocent you see.) has inspired me in many ways over the years. Back in the college days she decided she wanted to improve her vocabulary, a noble pursuit. She did the word-a-day thing. I don't remember the specific method she used to pick her daily word - probably a blind stab at an opened dictionary page or something of the sort. I do remember a few of her choices because she would use her daily word as many times as she possibly could that day to ensure she remembered it, to the point that the words became absurd by the end of the day. BUT she did broaden her vocabulary as well as the vocabulary of everyone else around her. (She generally has that impact on people no matter what she's doing, thus the self-imposed title, 'the great', still sticks.)


One word I remember particularly well because of her slight misunderstanding of the word. She had a date that she wasn't exactly excited to go on. Lon-the-home-teacher ( names still changed, mind you) arrived to pick her up for the night. She came down the stairs and said, and I quote, "Alright, let's get this ordeal on the road". Our mouths dropped, we looked at each other, and Raymie looked at all of us looking at each other. Awkward, there's a good word for that moment. She explained later that she had called 'Lon' before the date and asked him what she should wear to 'the ordeal'. So, really the moment at the front door wasn't as awkward as we thought it was - it was an inside joke by then. As much as Raymie might have felt going on the date was an ordeal, I'm sure she would have never said as much to Lon if she would have really understood the entire meaning of 'ordeal'. If, for example, she had looked up the word in a thesaurus she might have read, 'test, trial, experience' as synonyms. A full definition would, of course, include the information that the test, trial, or experience are extremely trying or severe. Poor Raymie, poor Lon. Although, they were certainly never meant to be a couple and Lon got that message faster than he may have otherwise.


My point in telling you this story (and thanks to 'Raymie' for letting me share it), is that I have a new little project all about words, language, spelling, etc. It's been in the works for awhile but now - after passing a blinking construction sign with two misspelled words, I'm finally ready to get the ball officially rolling.


Click the Wordsmith Project Tab at the top of the page if you want. Or don't. I'm not here to boss you around. If you do go, let me know what you think.

Monday, January 11, 2010

So many issues

I have this thing little thing that really bugs me. (Okay, so we all know there is a vast well from which to draw in the 'what bugs Wendy' category. But let's just pretend there is only one little thing. Thanks. You're too kind.) About a year ago I was surprised to hear a newscaster refer to a policeman as a 'cop'. Not that 'cop' is necessarily derogatory, as far as I know it's not. It just sounded really unprofessional, juvenile even. Don't get me wrong, I say 'cop', in conversation but then again I'm not broadcasting that conversation to millions of viewers either. Somehow it seems like a news source should be held to higher standard in their word choice. Shouldn't the type of forum dictate the formality of speech used? Now it seems like most news sources use the slang term more than they use 'police officer'. So much for decorum. I get an uncontrollable tick every time I hear it, but apparently 'cop' is acceptable enough 'cause all the cool kids (or newscasters at least) are using it. Slang is king.


Within the last couple of weeks my tick has gotten even worse. You might think I was having an epileptic fit if you didn't know better. I literally heard a news anchor say "The cops chased the bad guy . . .". Seriously, 'bad guy'. My mouth dropped, I swear it did. "ARE YOU FOUR?!" I asked the television. Tyler looked at me and smirked because he thinks I'm a language snob. (Yes, you can add that to list : music snob, food snob, book snob . . .to which I say 'Um, I did read the entire Twilight series, you know. How snobby could I be?) But, come on, could they NOT find a better word choice? Was it a 'bring your kids to work day' and the station let a kindergartner write their newscast? Did NO one in the office have access to a thesaurus when the writer hit a mental block looking for a synonym for 'BAD GUY'. How about 'Suspect'? 'Assailant'? 'Criminal'? Or, oh my, could it be so easy, how about 'man'? Yes, 'man' would be better. 'Man' would do nicely.

I'm not saying I think everyone should use the largest words possible, because honestly that's annoying too. Using a 'big word' when a simpler one will do the trick just sounds pompous. I'm completely for using the word that best fits what you're trying to say - as succinctly as possible. AND if you're having a casual conversation with someone, by all means, dumb it up as much as you want. If, however, you are a professional newscaster, and it's YOUR JOB to (at the very least) sound intelligent enough to be credible, perhaps using grade school vernacular is a bad choice. Got that, news chick?